MONDAY FLIGHT, QUESTIONABLE CLEARANCE

Degen Starship

September 28: Elon flies, diamond hands pack light.

Flight Plan

Departure is penciled in for Monday, September 28. The tower has not confirmed the paperwork, the runway, or why the cabin is covered in slogans. None of this has delayed boarding.

$STARSHIP Monday September 28 Elon Diamond hands only Up, initially

Cabin Rules

The Degen Starship runs on equal parts kerosene, market slang, and misplaced confidence. Elon takes the front seat. A dog supervises navigation. The hull carries every opinion the crew could not fit in the overhead bins. At liftoff, loose cash exits first. Passengers keep both hands diamond-shaped until the desert looks small.

Cargo Manifest

Everything aboard has a purpose, although several purposes are purely decorative.

Cabin paint

Fresh slogans, applied mid-countdown.

Navigation

One arrow marked simply up.

Fuel grade

Premium conviction and regular kerosene.

Window seat

Occupied by Elon and one dog.

Ground crew

Two men, several vans, no urgency.

Weather

Clear enough for bad decisions.

Next stop: Monday.